Interact With Zyn Today!
There are HUNDREDS of ways to interact with Kardinal Zyn's stream on Twitch! Click the links below to navigate to the section you are interested in!
• General Chat Commands
• KardKontrol Premium Commands
• Sound Effect Commands
• Lord GabeN Sound Effect Commands
• Takeover Commands
• Project Zomboid Commands
• Bit Alerts
BRING ME BACK TO ZYN!| General Chat Commands (No Cost, Everyone Can Use) |
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| Chat Command | Description |
| !balance | This will provide you with your current KardKash, Raffle Token & KardToken balance! |
| !command / !commands / !kommand / !kommands | This will provide you with a link to the commands page! |
| !discord / !dis / !dc | This will provide you with a link to Zyn's Discord channel! |
| !hype | Show some HYPE in the chat! |
| !kofi / !ko-fi | This will provide you with a link to the ko-fi website! Support Zyn by becoming a ko-fi member and receive awesome perks in return! |
| !lurk | Lets chat know that you are going to be away from your computer or the stream for a while, but will keep the stream up and running! Many thanks to the lurkers who do this to support Kardinal Zyn! |
| !modlove | Show the mods some LOVE in the chat! |
| !raffle X | You buy X amount of raffle tickets for X KardKash! There are no maximum ticket amounts unless announced! |
| This will provide you with a link to Zyn's Twitter / X! | |
| !unlurk | Lets chat know that you are coming back from your lurk. A glorious return indeed! |
| !uptime | Lets you know how long Kardinal Zyn has been streaming this session! |
| !youtube / !yt | This will provide you with a link to Zyn's Youtube! |
| KardKontrols Take KONTROL of Kard's gameplay in ANY GAME with KARDKONTROLS! Cheer 250/500/1000 bits to receive 250/500/1000 KardTokens! Please note ONLY these cheer amounts will result in receiving KardTokens. Alternatively, donate any amount USD on Ko-FI here and in the *comment* field, type *only* your Twitch username. You will receive 1 KardToken for every cent donated and still receive applicable bonuses!! Ko-Fi backers of Cherubim level get a 10% bonus to KardToken purchases! Ko-Fi backers of Seraphim/GabeN's Guardian level get 20% bonus to KardToken purchases! Once you have KardTokens, use the following !commands to trigger the KardKontrol effects! These work in ANY game! |
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| Chat Command | Description | KardToken Cost |
| !animespeed | Make Zyn experience the thrill of anime speed! Nice Japanese-style intro to kick it off - WITH MUSIC! (~40 Seconds) | 500 |
| !asciiart | Convert Zyn's game screen to ASCII Art! Makes playing super difficult! (60 Seconds) | 300 |
| !beergoggles | Distorts Zyn's view as if he were drunk for a full minute! Whoa! Trippy! (60 Seconds) | 400 |
| !bombingrun | Zyn's B2 Bomber Squadron drops bombs all over the screen obscuring the view! Bombs are randomly placed every time! (~35 Seconds) | 500 |
| !chalice | Covers the entire screen in a jubilant celebration of Lord GabeN with the exception of a tiny, chalice-shaped hole in the center that rotates! Cool GabeN Song included! (~25 Seconds) | 350 |
| !clapper | An old retro TV screen appears turning off and on to the iconic "Clapper" commercial jingle! (30 Seconds) | 200 |
| !diminish | Makes the camera zoom out multiple times to "diminish" the image! (30 Seconds) | 250 |
| !enhance | Makes the camera zoom in multiple times to "enhance" the image! (30 Seconds) | 250 |
| !fireworks | Blinding fireworks obscure the screen while Stars and Stripes Forever plays! (~35 Seconds) | 500 |
| !flipout | Flips the screen in a different direction every 4 seconds! (~25 Seconds) | 300 |
| !gabenglitch | Matrix-style music plays as the screen melts away into a corridor of game screens, while Lord GabeN in his digital form stares at you menacingly from afar. (~25 Seconds) | 300 |
| !glowstick | The screen is rendered in glowing green and black monochrome - reminiscent of a glow stick. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !grid | The screen is rendered in a grid of blue lines. (~30 Seconds) | 500 |
| !hexed | The screen is rendered in hexagons. (~30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !mosaic | The screen is rendered in the style of a slightly moving mosaic. (~30 Seconds) | 350 |
| !posterize | Posterize Zyn's game screen and randomly distort it at various angles. Moves the crosshair all over the screen, making it VERY difficult to aim accurately! Reminiscent of an 80's music video montage... (60 Seconds) | 250 |
| !psykardelic | Trip out with some groovy tunes and psyKARDelic screen effects! Makes it VERY difficult for Zyn to see! (~30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !screamscreen | Zyn has to talk loudly into the microphone to keep his screen open! The higher the volume, the wider the screen gets! (~30 Seconds) | 500 |
| !slicedup | The screen gets sliced up into 20 vertical slices and rearranged. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !spotlight | Only a small, moving spotlight illuminates the screen. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !squadgame | Makes Zyn play the iconic Red Light, Green Light game from Squid Game complete with the creepy little girl statue! If he presses any keys while the eyes are scanning him, everyone dies (in Minecraft) and will give everyone in chat 250 KardKash! (~30 Seconds) | 1000 |
| !squidgame | Makes Zyn play the iconic Red Light, Green Light game from Squid Game complete with the creepy little girl statue! If he presses any keys while the eyes are scanning him, he dies and will give everyone in chat 100 KardKash! (~30 Seconds) | 500 |
| !squish | Squishes the screen into a tiny slice! (30 Seconds) | 250 |
| !steamyshower | The screen takes on a desaturated, blue tint with water drops dripping down the screen and is accompanied by a screen-encompassing fog. (30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !thermaloptics | The screen slowly fills with an effect reminiscent of thermal optics. (30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !twister | The screen gets twisted back and forth in a repeating cycle, the effect grows larger until it reaches maximum screen size. After some time, the effect reverses slowly. (45 Seconds) | 400 |
| !ufo | A spinning UFO descends onto the screen with Zyn's game projected on it. (~30 Seconds) | 500 |
| !upinflames | The screen slowly fills with fire, smoke and embers, obscuring a lot of the screen. Also has a slight heat shimmer effect. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !warhol | Splits the screen into quadrants, changes the hue of each quadrant into vibrant colors, and adds a halftone pop art filter over all of it ALA an Andy Warhol painting! (~30 Seconds) | 150 |
| !zyntendo | Forces Zyn to play his game on a Zyntendo! The Zyntendo colors and resolution make it VERY hard to see! (60 Seconds) | 300 |
| Sound Effects (10 KardKash, Everyone Can Use, 10m Cooldown) |
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| Chat Command | Description |
| !5to10 | "Let's take about 5 to 10 percent off over there, Squirrely Dan" from Letterkenny (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !69dudes | "If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking ff? 69, dudes!" from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (Courtesy of Amy3Pointo via TimSpeedle) |
| !abjure | "I abjure thee!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) |
| !acting | "But what about last night? ACTING! But what about the screaming? PROJECTION!" from Saturday Night Live (Courtesy of AmzDeoris via Akeranai)) |
| !adore | "They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude!" from Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) |
| !ahhhhhh | "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" from Internet Memes (Courtesy of SeanR413) |
| !allday | "I Can Do This All Day!" from End Game (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !allday2 | "You just don't know when to give up do ya? I can do this all day." from Captain America (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) |
| !alreadydead | "You're already dead!" from TeamFourStar (Courtesy of BobTheLost) |
| !animewow | "Wow!" as said by an anime girl with accompanying effervescent sound effects in the background |
| !anotherone | "Another one! Another one! Another one! Another one!" from DJ Khaled |
| !answerme | "Let him answer... ANSWER ME!" from The Expanse (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !anyway | "Oh nooo! Anyway..." from Jeremy Clarkson (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) |
| !arise | "Chicken arise! Arise chicken! Arise!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !arock | "This is a rock. Exactly! What you do is raise your arm like so then WHABOOM - Throw it!" from Mom And Dad Save The World (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !askgod | "Go to the church and ask god to forgive you!" from The Sweater |
| !assemble | "Oh my God! He's gonna say it!" "What?" "Avengers a-" "Flame on!" "I'm sorry what now?" "We don't know that guy." "We thought we did!" from Deadpool & Wolverine (Courtesy of Claygore) |
| !avengeme | "Boys, avenge me! Avenge me!" from Red Dawn (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via Akeranai) |
| !babies | "Entire team is babies!" from The Heavy from Team Fortress 2 |
| !baby | "Yeah, baby! Yeah!" from Austin Powers |
| !badaboom | "Jela boom! Boom Yeah - I understand boom. Baaaaada boom!" from The Fifth Element (Courtesy of Sonoroho) |
| !balls | "I love balls!" from Jacksepticeye (Courtesy of Flounder388 via TimSpeedle) |
| !balls2 | "I'm so sorry! Oh that's okay I've taken balls to the face before." from Scary Movie 4 (Courtesy of Cirric_) |
| !barn | "Some people tell me I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn... Shiiiiiit" from memes (Courtesy of JonathanCoke) |
| !bawk1 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken (Solo) from Robot Chicken |
| !bawk2 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken (Duo) from Robot Chicken |
| !bawk3 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken (Trio) from Robot Chicken |
| !bawk4 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken ending BAWK from Robot Chicken |
| !beans | "Beaaaaaans what the fuuuuh" from Memes |
| !beatboxing | "I'm a beatboxing blueberry! *childish beatboxing sounds*" from Memes (Courtesy of PoolaaRek via TimSpeedle) |
| !beforeyouask | "And before you ask, YES - This IS a Jojo reference!" from TeamFourStar (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !bestpirate | "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen! So it would seem." from Pirates Of The Caribbean (Courtesy of Nirps_ via TimSpeedle) |
| !betrayal | "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" from Firefly (Courtesy of Amy3PointO via TimSpeedle) |
| !bigmoney | "Big money! Big prizes! I love it!" from SmashTV (Courtesy of VoidedPigeon) |
| !bigsecret | "Oh wow what a big secret! People are smart - They can handle it! A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!" from Men In Black (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !birdon | "Well it's like they always say, 'Bird on a wire, rat in a pocket!" from Critical Role (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !bkrant1 | "I'll handle this the way that I want to handle this now that I'm here!" from Bobby Knight (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !blaspheme | "We're on a mission from God. Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here!" from The Blues Brothers (Courtesy of Amy3Pointo via TimSpeedle) |
| !blasting | "So anyway, I started blasting!" from Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !blownup | "Blown up, sir! Blown up, sir!" from Stripes (Courtesy of AmzDeoris) |
| !bluesbros | "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it!" from The Blues Brothers (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) |
| !bold | "It's a bold strategy Cotton - Let's see if it pays off for him!" from Dodgeball |
| !bombdetector | "Itsa Itsa Itsa..." "No no no no no no - Cause if it was a bomb the alarms will go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?" *Alarm Sounds* from The Fifth Element (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !boomstick | "This is my BOOM stick!" from Army of Darkness (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) |
| !boothisman | "Boo this man! Boooooo!" from Half Baked (Courtesy of ThatKindAnon) |
| !brick | "I'm a brick!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Fisher46) |
| !bridge | "The bridge is out!" from True Lies |
| !bubblegum | "It's time to kick BLEEP and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum." from Duke Nukem (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via TimSpeedle) |
| !buildaman | "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life." from Terry Pratchett (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) |
| !bulletproof | "I am bulletproooof!" from Team Fortress 2 |
| !bullsh*t | "I don't want any more bullshit anytime during the day!" from Memes |
| !bunchadrugs | "Say... You all didn't happen to do a buncha drugs did you?" from Buffy The Vampire Slayer |
| !bunnybond | Bunny Bond Song from Frilioth (Courtesy of TheBunnyBond via Akeranai) |
| !butterfingers | "Just call me Mister Butterfingers!" from UHF (Courtesy of Druterium) |
| !buyin | "Whaddya buyin'?" from Resident Evil 4 (Courtesy of Druterium) |
| !cactus | "Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothin's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" from Avatar: The Last Airbender (Courtesy of Akeranai) |
| !canthide | "You! You can run, but you can't hide!" from Mad Max 2 (Courtesy of Zalez101001 via Akeranai) |
| !captaink | "You may call me Captain K! Captain K Woooo!" from Jojo Rabbit (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !cash | "Gimme the Cassssssshhhhh!" from The Fifth Element |
| !castle | "Have fun stormin' the castle!" from The Princess Bride |
| !cellentertained | "I'm sorry... Are you not entertained?" from DevilArtemis (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via Akeranai) |
| !certainlytry | "Well, you can certainly try..." from Critical Roll (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon via Akeranai) |
| !challenge | "Are you asking for a challeeeeeeeeeenge!" from 20x6 from Homestar Runner |
| !checkmate | "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate!" from Futurama (Courtesy of BestRyanEver) |
| !cheesy | "It ain't easy being cheesy." from The Longest Yard (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via TimSpeedle) |
| !chocolate | "He got peanut butter on my chocolate. He got chocolate in my peanut butter." from Family Guy (Courtesy of KingJorgeThe2 via TimSpeedle) |
| !chopper | "Get to the chopper!" from Predator |
| !colonelsanders | "What's the matter Colonel Sanders... Chicken?" from Spaceballs (Courtesy of WeatherWolf4 via Akeranai) |
| !comingdown | "Oh it's coming down! I got it! No I don't! Ah!" from Internet Memes (Courtesy of Crisis__Cloud) |
| !compliance | "Compliance!" from Flight Of The Navigator (Courtesy of IAmAMitten) |
| !conan | "What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." from Conan The Barbarian (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) |
| !cornhole | "Watch out for your cornhole, bud!" from Office Space |
| !cornholio | "I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" from Beavis And Butthead (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) |
| !correct | "That is correct!" from Billy Madison |
| !crack | "Gentlemen! Brings me to my next point; Don't smoke crack!" from The Waterboy (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !crazypeople | "Help me! There's a bunch of crazy people ruining my day!" from DarkViperAU (Courtesy of Fisher46 via Akeranai) |
| !cringe | "You've posted cringe!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) |
| !daddy | "Daddy chill!" from Memes |
| !damn | "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn" from Friday |
| !dare | "How dare I? How dare you!" from Spiderman (Courtesy of DareDrinker) |
| !dealership | "My dad totally owns a dealership." from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Courtesy of Chernobylandchill) |
| !deathwhistle | Death whistle sound from Puss In Boots (Courtesy of CurlingFire) |
| !didi | "Did I? Did I? Did I? (etc.)" from Hoodwinked (Courtesy of Nitram_Namelock) |
| !dididothat | "Did I do that?!" from Urkel of Family Matters (Courtesy of WabbitRequiem) |
| !disappointed | "DISAPPOINTEEEEEEED!" from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys |
| !dodge | "Why didn't you dooooooooooodge?! Bleh!" from Dragonball Z (Courtesy of Sonoroho) |
| !doitlive | "We'll do it live! **** it!" from Sean Hannity (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primate) |
| !dollar | "I'd buy that for a dollar!" from Robocop |
| !donethis | "I can't believe you've done this" from Memes |
| !donewithphrasing | "So we're just done with phrasing, right? That's not a thing any more?" from Archer |
| !dont | "You don't shoot a guy in the dick!" from South Park (Cartman) |
| !dontjudge | "Look, if there's anything you need to get off your chest…I'm not much help, but I also don't judge." from The Expanse (Courtesy of Nirps_ via TimSpeedle) |
| !doomsong | "I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom.." etc. from Invader Zim (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) |
| !drake | "Drake! We are leaving!" from Aliens (Courtesy of Korso_88) |
| !duel | "It's time to du-du-du-dududududuuuuueeeeeel!" from Yu-Gi-Oh! (Courtesy of ShawnRoxas) |
| !dying | "Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy." from The Outlaw Josey Wales (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) |
| !dynamite | "Aaaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite." from Family Guy (Courtesy of WeatherWolf4) |
| !ecdidit | "EC did it!" from Kardinal Zyn |
| !ecghost | EC The Toilet Ghost Theme Song as performed by Kardinal Zyn |
| !elevator | "We are on an express elevator to Hell - Going down!" from Aliens Franchise |
| !emotional2 | "He died from emotional damage!" from Memes |
| !enjoyedthat | "You enjoyed that. You're damned right!" from Star Trek: The Next Generation (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !entertained | "Are you not entertained!? Are you not entertained!?" from Gladiator |
| !escalated | "Boy that escalated quickly! I mean that really got out of hand fast!" from Anchorman |
| !everywhere | "Death is everywhere and happens to everyone. Amen! Amen! Amen, preacher!" from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) |
| !evil | "Evil! EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIL!" from The Simpsons (Grandpa) |
| !ew | "Ewwwwwwww" from Family Guy (Quagmire) |
| !ewew | "Ew! Ewwww! What? Dude!" from Memes |
| !explore | "I like to explore and I get into stuff! Maybe I can look around, you know!" from House of Cosbys (Courtesy of SGBlackPlague) |
| !f***face | "Oh, OK... Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" from Tropic Thunder |
| !failhorn | Fail horn from The Price Is Right (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !fallover | "I would like, for me personally, my favorite comedy: Priests falling over" from What We Do In The Shadows (TV) |
| !fanfare | The victory fanfare from Final Fantasy |
| !fatality | "Fatality" from Mortal Kombat |
| !feellucky | "You've got to ask yourself one question - Do I feel lucky punk? Well - do ya, punk?" from Dirty Harry (Courtesy of Tunnelfysh) |
| !fell | "No don't worry about me, I fell two stories - I'm fine!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !felloff | "My dick fell off!" from a random Vine |
| !filthydog | "Aw Man! Ohhh..." "What Happened To You?" "Got Bit In The Ass Today Son, By A Stinkin' Ass Filthy Dog!" from Friday (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primate) |
| !finishhim | "Finish him!" from Mortal Kombat |
| !fishsticks | "Hey Lahey - Knock knock! Who's there rick? Mister stupidyhead that's fucking pissing me off right now. Thinks he's captain of the shitliner and oh - By the way, your fishsticks suck!" from Trailer Park Boys (Courtesy of SGBlackPlague) |
| !fiyah | "Fiyah!" from B. Dylan Hollis (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !flames | "It it the f- it- flame! Flames! Flames on the side of my face!" from Clue (Courtesy of Witchak25) |
| !flawless | "Flawless victory" from Mortal Kombat (Courtesy of Fisher46) |
| !fleshwound | "Just a flesh wound!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of Jogandy) |
| !freedom | "Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!" from Braveheart (Courtesy of JohnnyRenegade) |
| !gameover | "Game over, man! Game over!" from Aliens (Courtesy of Geoguy007) |
| !garbage | "Oh hi! Thanks for checking in! I'm still a piece of garbage!" from Memes (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) |
| !gator | "Mama says alligators are ornery cuz they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush!" from The Waterboy (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !getgood | "In the immortal words of the ancient roly poly elder lords, 'Git gud, scrub!'" from Memes (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) |
| !geton | "Get on with it!" x3 from Monty Python |
| !getsome | "It's always cause for celebration when you get some!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of Fisher46) |
| !giggity | "Giggity!" from Family Guy (Quagmire) |
| !goddamn | "God damn!" from Memes (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primte) |
| !goodbad | "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!" from Army of Darkness (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) |
| !goodforyou | "Ohhhhh goooood for youuuu!" from Christian Bale Freak Out Audio |
| !goodluck | "Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink...Good luck" from Dr. Who (Courtesy of Earless_Trout via Akeranai) |
| !goodluck2 | "Good luck!" from StarFox (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !gosh | "And for gosh sake, watch your language!" from Age of Ultron (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !gotchya | "Gotchya bitch!" from Chappelle Show |
| !gremlin | Chernobylandchill's Gremlin Laugh from Zyn Shorts (Courtesy of TubGoatsTugBoats) |
| !grinder | "Ooh! More meat for the grinder!" from Super Mario Bros. Movie (Courtesy of Akeranai) |
| !groot | "We are Groot." from Guardians Of The Galaxy (Courtesy of Groots_Twig) |
| !haha | "Haha!" from The Simpsons |
| !hamster | "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" from Monty Python And The Holy Grail |
| !hedead | "He dead!" from Dragonball Z Abridged (Courtesy of ChaoticShredder via TimSpeedle) |
| !helloboys | "Hello boys! I'm baaaaaaaaack!" from Independence Day (Courtesy of Zalex) |
| !hey | "Hey! What? Look out!" from Memes |
| !heylittlegirl | "Hey little girl! Did you want to know a see-co-rit? Cuz I know one and it is soooo good to hear it!" from Group X (Courtesy of SGBlackPlague via Akeranai) |
| !heywelcome | "Hey! Welcome to the murder!" from Brooklyn Nine Nine |
| !holes | "Stop blowing holes in my ship!" from Pirates Of The Caribbean |
| !holysigmar | "Holy Sigmar! Bless this ravaged body!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) |
| !hornyjail | "We live in horny jail! You can't send us there! We've got the keys!" from Baldur's Gate 3 Narrator Outtakes (Courtesy of Serymew) |
| !hotdogs | "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs... That's all I've ever wanted." from The Office |
| !howtorock | "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !idontwantpeace | "I don't want peace... I want problems! ALWAYS!" from (Courtesy of DaHatta) |
| !ifart | "I fart in your general direction!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) |
| !imback | "People keep asking if I'm back and I really haven't had an answer, but yeah - I'm thinking I'm back!" from John Wick (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via TimSpeedle) |
| !imfine | "Im Fine! I'm Ok! Im Fine!" From Dodgeball (Courtesy of Flounder388) |
| !imindanger | "Ha! Ha! I'm in danger." from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Fisher46 via TimSpeedle) |
| !imp1 | "Impressive" from The Empire Strikes Back |
| !imp2 | "Most impressive!" from The Empire Strikes Back |
| !impaled | "Oh look I've been impaled *nervous laugh*!" from Frozen |
| !imready | "I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!" from Spongebob Squarepants (Courtesy of Witchak25) |
| !imtellingyou | "I'm telling you, you dumb son of a-" from They Live (Courtesy of KarynZen via TimSpeedle) |
| !inception | Deep Bass Impact Hit from Inception |
| !inconceivable | "Inconceivable!" from The Princess Bride |
| !indignity | "Oh the indignity!" from Thomas The Tank Engine (Courtesy of Earless_Trout via Akeranai) |
| !inhell | "They're goin' to hafta glue you back together... IN HELL!" from The Demoman in Team Fortress 2 |
| !inigo | "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." from The Princess Bride (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via Akeranai) |
| !inothernews | "In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny, little nipples went to France." from Bruce Almighty (Courtesy of Flounder388) |
| !inquisition | "*loud intro sound* Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" from Monty Python |
| !intheface | "In the face! In the faaaace! No! *laughing*" from The Hangover (Courtesy of Fisher46 via Akeranai) |
| !island | "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?!" from Anchorman |
| !itsatrap2 | "It's a trap." from The Legend Of Vox Machina (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon via TimSpeedle) |
| !itstrue | "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." from Ghostbusters (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !ivefallen | "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! SHUT UP, GRANDMA!" from Memes |
| !iwonder | "I wonder if it's loaded... *click click click click click* No." from IT Crowd (Courtesy of ItsTheBOFH via TimSpeedle) |
| !jackedup | "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!" from Talladega Nights (Courtesy of FiestaTaco1983 via Akeranai) |
| !jigglin | "Commence the jigglin!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !jokesonyou | "Jokes on you tough guy - I can't read!" from Eight Crazy Nights (Courtesy of Ulichie) |
| !juicy | "Welcome to Kardinal Zyn's Underwater Nut Hut! The JUICIEST nuts on Twitch!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !kardbard | "Kard! Kard! The toilet bard! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of EndearingChaos) |
| !karddidit | "Kard did it!" from Kardinal Zyn |
| !kidscheer | Sound effect of children cheering, "Yay!" |
| !king | "I am the king of the world, baby!" from Duke Nukem |
| !knights | "Knights of Columbus! That Hurts!" from Anchorman |
| !landmines | "Huh. Landmines. Uh- Landmi- *boom* Landmines? *boom* Landmines? *boom* Landmi-? *boom* They planted landmines! Oh they found ze landmines!" from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via Akeranai) |
| !learning | "I'm learning!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Fisher46 via Akeranai) |
| !leeroy | "Leeroy Jenkins!" from Memes (Courtesy of Cashy78_AU) |
| !legend | "The legend will never die!" from Soul Calibur II (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !lemons | "Well, when life gives you lemons!" from Vine (Courtesy of ThatKindAnon) |
| !letusin | "Let us in! Let us in! Let us out! Let us out!" from Clue (Courtesy of Witchak25) |
| !littlefriend | "Say hello to my little friend!" from Scarface |
| !lookatthis | "Look at this! It's amazing!" from Hogwart's Legacy (Courtesy of Whistrev via TimSpeedle) |
| !lord | "Lord... If you listenin'... HELP!" from Dave Chappelle Show |
| !magicalman | "Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from HappyLand in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane!" from The Simpsons |
| !makeitso | "Make it so!" from Star Trek: The Next Generation courtesy of Weatherwolf4 |
| !meat | "Never be afraid to rub your meat! I love rubbin' and touchin' my meat and getting those seasonings in all the cracks and crevices!" from Paula Deen (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !metatron | "Behold the Metatron - Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God!" from Karma (Courtesy of Crisis__Cloud via TimSpeedle) |
| !mightyneed | "I have a mighty need!" from Invader Zim (Courtesy of Seryu) |
| !millionaire | "A Jamaican man does not want anyone to know he's a millionaire!" from the News (Courtesy of PeroNoHaynada via Akeranai) |
| !mines | "Oh you cleared all those mines? Yeah, but did you die?" **BOOM** from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of Peronohaynada) |
| !mmohyeah | "Ohhh Yeah!" from Macho Man Randy Savage |
| !mondays | "Uh oh! Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!" from Office Space |
| !money | "Oh I like money!" from Idiocracy |
| !money2 | "Yeaaaaaah... I like money though!" from Idiocracy |
| !motherlessgoat | "You son of a motherless goat!" from Three Amigos (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) |
| !mothernight | "Mother night, fold your dark arms about me!" from Legend (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) |
| !mprunaway | "Run away! Run away! Run Away! Run Away!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of Tunnelfysh) |
| !murderyou | "I love it! I love it! I am actually gonna murder you!" from SNL Angry Boss Sketch |
| !myjunk | "My junk is numb!" from Memes (Courtesy of Flounder388) |
| !myown | "Finally - Nipples of my own!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Courtesy of The_Spaghetti_Goblin) |
| !mypurse | "That's my purse! I don't know you!" from King Of The Hill (Courtesy of Amy3Pointo via TimSpeedle) |
| !myrules | "Hey! These aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!" from Beetlejuice (Courtesy of Shiftypumpkin) |
| !nani | "Nani!" from Teh Interwebz Meme Collection |
| !napalm | "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" from Apocalypse Now (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) |
| !neato | "Super duper! Alright! Way to go! Neato gang! That is good news! That is good news!" from Anchorman (Courtesy of Ulichie) |
| !nerds | "Don't call me a nerd. You're a nerd. We're all nerds here!" from Baldurs Gate 3 Narrator (Courtesy of Sonoroho via TimSpeedle) |
| !newjersey | "You know who I blame? New Jersey." from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of Terisius) |
| !newstage | "Welcome to the new stage of history!" from Soul Calibur II (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !nice | **SNAP** "Noice" from Memes |
| !nicethings | "This is why we can't have nice things!" from Everybody Loves Raymond (Courtesy of Fisher46) |
| !noarms | "Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of Jogandy) |
| !noise | "I hope it's worth the nooooise..." from Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Courtesy of DrMarioKart) |
| !noneofthem | "You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? None of them - the building's on fire!" from House MD (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via TimSpeedle) |
| !nono | "No No No No Noooooo!" from Family Guy (Cleveland) |
| !nonono | Angry "No No No" from I Am Legend |
| !nooffense | "No offense but you are a stupid asshole!" from Anchorman 2 |
| !nopoints | "I award you no points... and may God have mercy on your soul." from Billy Madison (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via Akeranai) |
| !normal | "Alright, now that that's settled, we can have a normal conversation." from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !nostabbing | "And don't try to stab each other! No stabbing!" from Jojo Rabbit (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !notgoodnews | "That's not good news! That's not good news at all! I asked you for some good news, Donald!" from Invincible (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !nothim | "It should have been me! Not him! It's not fair!" from Yu-Gi-Oh! (Courtesy of Nirps_) |
| !notright | "Ohhhh that's not right! Ohhh..." from Galaxy Quest |
| !notthemessiah | "He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!" from The Life Of Brian (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via Akeranai) |
| !noweebs | "I'm sick and tired of these fucking weebs coming in here and thinking we are going to watch your bullshit" from Twitch Quotes (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primate) |
| !ohgood | "Oh goooood for youuuuu!" from Christian Bale's Epic On-Set Meltdown |
| !ohmygod2 | "Oh My God!" from Troll 2 (Courtesy of RaeMechanix) |
| !ohmygod3 | "Oh my God. I can not believe it. That is shocking and devastating... I can't belieeeeve it." from Memes (Courtesy of TimeKillsHearts via TimSpeedle) |
| !okfine | "Ok, fine! You wore me down!" from Bob's Burgers (Courtesy of Fisher46) |
| !oldpeople | "We don't want old people around here!" from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !omae | "Omae wa mou shindeiru!" from Fist of the North Star |
| !onlyone | "There can be only one!" from Highlander (Courtesy of DeathxGods via Akeranai) |
| !organs | "*maniacal laughter* Inferior human organs!" from Invader Zim (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon via Akeranai) |
| !outofammo | "I am completely out of ammo!" from Tremors 2 (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !paddlin | "That's a paddlin'!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of DeathxGods via TimSpeedle) |
| !paperjam | "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam!? I swear to God one of these days... I just... kick this piece of *BLEEP* out the window!" from Office Space (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !pelican | "I have spotted a pelican! So majestic! So Majest- Majest- That is a big bird!" from TFS Dragonball Z Abridged (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !perfume | "Love your perfume! What is that the stench of death?" from Suicide Squad (Courtesy of Natsumi352) |
| !phony | "You're a phony! Hey! This guy's a great big phony!" from Family Guy (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !pieceofme | "You want a piece of me? Yeah! Well here ya go then! Thanks!" from Memes (Courtesy of SteelSoldier) |
| !pieceofyou | "I have been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day and I want a big piece of you, sir!" from SNL Angry Boss Sketch |
| !pirate | "You are a smelly pirate hooker!" from Anchorman |
| !plums1 | "I can feel it - down in mah plums!" from Eastbound And Down (Courtesy of ThatKindAnon via GreggoryLovecraft) |
| !plums2 | "They're getting a nice bluish hue!" from Eastbound And Down |
| !plums3 | "Gettin' ready to take em to the farmer's market! Special: Two plums for one!" from Eastbound And Down |
| !policehelp | "Police! Help! Help! Police! Help! Help! Police!" etc. from internet memes |
| !potential | "You have the manners of a goat, and smell like dung heap. And have no knowledge of your potential... GET OUT!" from Highlander (Courtesy of DeathxGods via Akeranai) |
| !prepare | "Prepare to be judged!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) |
| !pretty | "Tell her she looks pretty! TELL HER SHE LOOKS PRETTY!" from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !quadlaser | "No one can defeat the Quadlaser. It is over now. The bullet is enormous - there is no escaping!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !raft | "Hey! You know that game RAFT? Yeah...... THAT SUCKS!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of PooPooLahChan) |
| !raven | "Oh! Great Odin's Raven!" from Anchorman |
| !realize | "The longer you live the more you will realize the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility." from Naruto Shippuden (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !reallywell | "I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well." from Parks & Recreation (Courtesy of Cirric_) |
| !recover | "I am never gonna financially recover from this..." from Tiger King |
| !rigged | "Riiiiiiiiiged!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of EndearingChaos) |
| !riggedola | "Riiiiiiiiigedolaaaaaa!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of ChaoticShredder) |
| !rimshot | A drumkit rimshot |
| !rizzlerip | "Rest in peace, Big Rizzle!" "Yeah... RIP" from Deus Ex: Mankind Divided |
| !rookienumbers | "Those are rookie numbers in this racket." from The Wolf Of Wallstreet (Courtesy of DrMarioKart via Akeranai) |
| !sadistic | "You have helped me reach the next level and here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho BLEEP" *nonsensical sound of Ling's excitement* (Courtesy of House_0f_Rage) |
| !sadlittleman | "You are a strange sad little man... and you have my pity!" from Toy Story (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !sadviolin | A sad violin tune to mourn Zyn's death from Memes (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !saintsprayer | Boondock Saints Prayer from The Boondock Saints (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) |
| !saluteyou | "We who are about to die salute you!" from Gladiator (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !sarcastic | "Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic!" from The Simpsons |
| !scum | "Stop right there criminal scum!" from Elder Scrolls |
| !sellin | "Whaddya sellin'?" from Resident Evil 4 (Courtesy of Druterium) |
| !sense | "That doesn't make sense." from Anchorman |
| !serpentine | "Serpentine! What? Serpentine! Serpentine!!" from The In-Laws (Courtesy of Kirkys) |
| !shoes | "I never wear shoes because they make me fall down!" from The Birdcage |
| !shouldnt | "Ugh! You shouldn't even say things like that!" from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh via Akeranai) |
| !shutyourface | "Hey! Hey! Hey! You shut your face! If we wanted to hear you talk, I'd shove my arm up your BLEEP and work your mouth like a puppet!" from The Other Guys (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !skimmilk | "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk." from Parks & Rec (Courtesy of DiesRabb81 via TimSpeedle) |
| !smite | "SMITE!" from Memes |
| !socialcues | "I don't think you understand social cues or basic communication skills." from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !soul | "We'll tear your soul apart!" from Hellraiser |
| !spaghetti | "I want my name to be spaghetti. Alright - Spaghetti! Whatever! I don't care! Just do what I tell ya!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Courtesy of Empress_Spaghetti via Akeranai) |
| !spaghetti2 | "What is your spaghetti policy here?" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Courtesy of Amy3PointO via TimSpeedle) |
| !spazoids | "Listen up you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you." from Tommy Boy (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) |
| !stopstop | "Stop! Stop! He's already dead!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Serymew) |
| !stupid | "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons? I took lessons!" from The Long Kiss Goodnight (Courtesy of Natsumi352) |
| !swear | "I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces... and put those pieces in a box... a glass box... that I will display on my mantle." from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !swsiren | Imperial Klaxon/Siren from Star Wars |
| !tacos | "Hey! Everyone's eating tacos outside Bill's office. You think that was some information I would like to know?" from AT&T Commercial (Courtesy of FiestaTaco1983 via Akeranai) |
| !takecare | "Alright! Take care now! Bye bye then!" from Ace Ventura |
| !taken | "I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." from Taken |
| !tang | "Don't ruin everything... This works for both of us!" from Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist |
| !targetrich | "This is what I call a target rich environment!" from Top Gun |
| !tellme | "Tell me it was good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me that was good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good." from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !tf2 | Team Fortress 2 Theme Bumper from Lord GabeN Himself |
| !thatgame | "Remember that game of yours? Who's the better killer? Let's play!" from Chronicles of Riddick (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !thatsaknife | "That's not a knife! That's a knife!" from Crocodile Dundee (Courtesy of Cashy78_Au via Akeranai) |
| !thatshot | "That's hot." from Paris Hilton (Courtesy of TimeKillsHearts) |
| !thatsnasty | "That's nasty!" from Family Guy (Courtesy of DeathxGods via TimSpeedle) |
| !thedog | "And then, he killed the dog... *fart sound* *dog yelp*" from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (Courtesy of House_0f_Rage) |
| !thefaith | "You should do well to not disrespect the faith!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) |
| !thehell | "What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?" from The Truman Show (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !themoney | "Show me the money!" from Jerry Maquire (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) |
| !this | "I never asked for this!" from Deus Ex: Mankind Divided |
| !thissteak | "You know... I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious." from The Matrix Trilogy (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) |
| !ticktock | "You 'bout done? Tick tock mothafuckah!" from The Hitman's Bodyguard |
| !tmyno | The More You Know piano tune plus "No!" from Memes (Courtesy of Serymew) |
| !toasty | "Toasty!" from Mortal Kombat (Courtesy of Browning1986) |
| !tonightyou1 | "Tonight. You." from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !tonightyou2 | "Heh heh heh. Whaddya think it means? 'Tonight. You.' Like you're threatening me or something." from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !trapcard | "You triggered my trap card!" from Yu-Gi-Oh! (Courtesy of ShawnRoxas via Akeranai) |
| !tumor | "It's not a toomah!" from Kindergarten Cop |
| !turtlesex | Turtle Sex sounds from Memes (Courtesy of Areolaa74) |
| !twdreally | "Really?!" from The Walking Dead (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !twinkies | "Snowballs? Snowballs? Where's the fucking Twinkies?" from Zombieland (Courtesy of Tunnelfysh) |
| !twss | "That's what she said!" from The Office |
| !uglyone | "I'll take the ugly one! I'll take the ugly one! No - I'll take the ugly one! Which one's the ugly one?" from TMNT:2 Secret of the Ooze (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| !unalive | "We. Are going. To DIE!" from Indiana Jones |
| !unhappy | "What you have done has made God very unhappy!" from VeggieTales (Courtesy of Flounder388) |
| !vengeance | "The thunder of my vengeance shall echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds!" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !veryangry | "Being disintegrated makes me angry! Very angry indeed!" from Marvin The Martian (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) |
| !verynicehat | "Very nice hat." "You like it?" from The Fifth Element (Courtesy of Serymew) |
| !veryverysad | "Life is sad, isn't it sad? Life in prison is very, very saaaad." from Super Mario Bros. Movie (Courtesy of Akeranai) |
| !wait | "Wait wait wait... Whoa! What the BLEEP!?!" from South Park |
| !war | "War: It's Fantastic!" from Hot Shots: Part Deux (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !warcrimes | "I'm going to commit various war crimes!" from Legends of Avantris (Courtesy of Flounder388) |
| !wesuck | "Oh no! We suck again!" from The Waterboy (Courtesy of JonathanCoke via Akeranai) |
| !whatsupwiththat | What's Up With That theme from Saturday Night Live (Courtesy of RaeMechanix) |
| !wheretostart | "Uuuuuumm... I don't even know where to start with you! I mean - do you even know who you are talkin' to?" from Team Fortress 2 |
| !whoareyou | "Who are you? Idiot! Savage! Idiot!" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !whoisyourdaddy | "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" from Kindergarten Cop (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !whoops | "Oh! Whoops! Oo! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !why2 | "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?" from Memes (Courtesy of Fisher46 via TimSpeedle) |
| !woo | "Wooooo!" from Ric Flair |
| !wrathofkhan | "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!" from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan / Moby Dick (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) |
| !wtfboom | "What the fuck!?! BOOM!" from Memes (Courtesy of Coyote4009) |
| !wth | "What the hell is even that?!" from Memes |
| !wyvernking | "Wyvern King is back baby! Let's go!" from Thick 44 / Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !yabody | "You try doing that witchya body now!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !yamotha | "Ya motha!" from Memes (Courtesy of D9Phoenix) |
| !yeahtonight | "Yeaaaaah! Toniiiight!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !yelling | "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" from Anchorman |
| !yippee | "Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker" from Die Hard |
| !yoda | "Do. Or do not. There is no try." from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) |
| !yogurt | "What's your favorite yogurt? How do you feel about death?" from TaskMaster (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh via TimSpeedle) |
| !youareanidiot | "You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" from Memes (Courtesy of ViolinsAgainstTheRich) |
| !youcan | "You can do it!" from The Water Boy (Courtesy of JonathanCoke) |
| !youhearthat | "You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability, the sound of your death..." from The Matrix (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !youkeep | "You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means..." from The Princess Bride |
| !youpoint | "You point, I Punch!" from Baldur's Gate 3 (Courtesy of Sonoroho) |
| !yourbutts | "Hold on to your butts!" from Jurassic Park |
| !yourecrazy | "Hahahahahahahahaha You're crazy! How did you pull this off?" from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !yoursins | "He killed for your sins!" from Sealab 2021 (Courtesy of Hubbleton) |
| Lord GabeN Sound Effects (Subscriber Only, 10 KardKash, 10m Cooldown |
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|---|---|
| Chat Command | Description |
| !3kills | "More than two kills, but less than four kills." from Lord GabeN |
| !altf4 | "Just Alt F4!" from Lord GabeN |
| !alyx | "Uhh I'm absolutely positive that Alyx has a crush on me." from Lord GabeN |
| !anything | "A community of dedicated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything." from Lord GabeN |
| !beautiful | "You're a beautiful person with a charming personality!" from Lord GabeN |
| !beginning | "I am super hopeful that this is the beginning and not the beginning of the end!" from Lord GabeN, who is extremely correct almost all of the time and please do not forget that, ok? |
| !bodies | "There are bodies everywhere!" from Lord GabeN |
| !curse | "I don't like using curse words." from Lord GabeN |
| !dead | "Everyone is dead!" from Lord GabeN |
| !dominating | "A dominating performance!" from Lord GabeN |
| !done | "Are we done?" from Lord GabeN |
| !dontfeed | "Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity." from Lord GabeN |
| !godlike | "Godlike!" from Lord GabeN |
| !good | "Good!" from Lord GabeN |
| !goodness | "Goodness!" from Lord GabeN |
| !howfarwevecome | "I'm proud of how far we've come!" from Lord GabeN |
| !imgabenewell | "I'm Gabe Newell!" from Lord GabeN |
| !improve | "You can't improve until you make mistakes." from Lord GabeN |
| !mistakes | "Making mistakes is the path to wisdom!" from Lord GabeN |
| !monsterkill | "Monster kill!" from Lord GabeN |
| !no | "Uhh no." from Lord GabeN |
| !noreason | "There's no reason to get overly excited!" from Lord GabeN |
| !notworking | "This isn't working." from Lord GabeN |
| !rampage | "Please email me at gaben@valvesoftware.com and let me know about your rampage!" from Lord GabeN |
| !scam | "By far the most advanced scam I've encountered." from Lord GabeN |
| !spacecrab | "I've always wanted to be a giant space crab." from Lord GabeN |
| !team | "The entire team was an ass and we won't be working with them again." from Lord GabeN |
| !thanks | "Thanks and have fun!" from Lord GabeN |
| !thankyou | "I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming." from Lord GabeN |
| !theretheygo | "There they go..." from Lord GabeN |
| !time | "These things - they take time." from Lord GabeN |
| !ultrakill | "Ultra kill!" from Lord GabeN |
| !umm | "Ummm..." from Lord GabeN |
| !underwear | "That reminds me - I'm not wearing underwear." from Lord GabeN |
| !unreal | "That was unreal!" from Lord GabeN |
| !unstoppable | "They're unstoppable!" from Lord GabeN |
| !veryproud | "I'm very proud of you!" from Lord GabeN |
| !wickedsick | "That was, as they say, wicked sick!" from Lord GabeN |
| !yeah | "Yeah GabeN!" from Lord GabeN |
| Takeover Effects (Subscriber Only, 10 KardKash, 5m Cooldown) |
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|---|---|
| Chat Command | Description |
| !ack | "It's a trap!" from Return of the Jedi |
| !addicted | "I love it! I'm addicted to it! I don't know anything else!" from Baby Reindeer |
| !alrighty | "Alrighty Then!" from Ace Venture Pet Detective |
| !amazing | "That is amazing and you my friend are a true hero!" from The Boys |
| !better | "Whew! Now I feel better!" from Ace Ventura |
| !bigbrain | This dude knows this is some big brain shit! |
| !big **NEW** | "Everything Is Big!" from Memes |
| !bigdeal | "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal!" from Anchorman |
| !bigsecret | "Wh-why the big secret? People are smart they can handle it. A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!" from Men In Black (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !boom | A massive explosion hurtles toward the screen! Great for making an impact of emphasizing Zyn's defeat! |
| !breathtaking | "No! You're breathtaking!" Thanks, Keanu! *heart* |
| !capno | "No. No I don't think I will." from Marvel Cinematic Universe |
| !chosen | "So you have chosen death..." from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring |
| !classic | "Hey hey! I've seen this one! I've seen this one! This is a classic!" from Back To The Future |
| !clear | "This house is clear!" from Ace Ventura |
| !crumbling | "Bring all of this crumbling to the ground." from Parks & Recreation |
| !damage | The Flex Shot guy shows up to assess the damage! Awesome way to let everyone know how much damage your giant horde of zombies just did to Zyn's poor, unsuspecting base! |
| !deadinside | "I am dead inside." from The Office |
| !diggity | "Hot diggity dog! This place is magnificent!" from The Walking Dead |
| !disagree | "Ohhh yeaaah.... Ummmmm... I'm gonna go ahead and sort of... disagree with you there." from Office Space |
| !doingthat **NEW** | "Why do you keep doing that?" from Invincible |
| !doit | "Do it." from Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith |
| !doitagain | "Do it again! I wasn't looking!" from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !doyoueven | "Do you even hear yourself?! Are you friggin' stupid!?" from Konosuba |
| !drugstalking **NEW** | "That's the drugs talkin'!" from Fallout |
| !dumb1 | "It's sooo dumb!" from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery |
| !dumb2 | "It's sooo dumb it's brilliant!!" from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery |
| !dumb3 | "NO! It's just dumb!" from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery |
| !dumbstupid | "Dumb." "Stupid." "Crazy." "Dangerous." from Saved By The Bell |
| !dwight1 | "A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely." from The Office |
| !dwight2 | "A crushing blow? Yes." from The Office |
| !dwight3 | "Will I get over it? Hmm... No." from The Office |
| !easypeasy | "Easy peasy lemon squeezy!" from The Walking Dead |
| !eh | Chika says "eh" "nnn" *tea kettle sounds*! |
| !ewbrother | "Ewwww! Brother ew! What's that? What's that brother?" from Memes |
| !exterminate !dalek | "Exterminate!" from Dr. Who |
| !elon | Elon Musk can't believe this just happened! |
| !emotional | "Emotional Damage!" from Memes |
| !fear | "I do not fear death." from Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King |
| !feet **NEW** | "Show me your feet!" from Ted |
| !fiction1 | Various denials from Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction (Courtesy of Nirps_) |
| !fiction2 | Even more denials from Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction (Courtesy of Nirps_) |
| !finger | Unleash the Mooninites' ultimate power... THE FINGER! |
| !fixit | Fry from Futurama REALLY wants you to fix it, fix it, fix it! |
| !fort | Krieger from Archer thinks your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS! |
| !forward **NEW** | Count Dooku from Star Wars has really been looking forward to this! |
| !friday **NEW** | Garth from Wayne's World thinks KardinalZyn does this every Friday! |
| !getdown | "Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head - NOW!" from Deadpool 2 |
| !getdown2 | "Listen get down from there! Please - You're gonna hurt yourself!" from The Hangover 3 |
| !gethelp | Michael Jordan wants you to get help! |
| !goback | "Go back to the shadows from whence you came!" from Nimona |
| !goodguys **NEW** | "I'm one of the good guys!" from Daredevil Born Again |
| !goodnews **NEW** | "This is good news!" from Invincible |
| !gopher | The screaming gopher meme. |
| !goodlooking | "Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than beeing really really really ridiculously good looking?" from Zoolander |
| !great | "Great Scott!" from Back To The Future |
| !hadeswhat | "Whaaaaaaat? Ok fine fine... I'm cool. I'm fine." from Hercules |
| !hello | Obi Wan Kenobi greets you! |
| !hereicome | "Oh! Oh! whistles Here I come!" from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood |
| !heybuddy | "Hey buddy! Eyes up here!" from Superman |
| !homelander | Homelander laughing maniacally from The Boys |
| !hotsauce | "What the... what the fu.." from Idris Elba on Hot Ones |
| !how **NEW** | "How?!" from Invicible |
| !humor | "Well I'm glad to see you've got a sense of humor... So do I... heh heh heh..." from Major Payne |
| !idea | "I have an ideeeeeeeeaaaaa!" from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !idontremember | "Mmm... I don't remember." from The Joe Rogan Experience |
| !ifailedyou | "You trusted me... and I failed you." from The Dark Knight Rises |
| !igetit | "Oh my God... I get it!" from Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !ijustwannatalk | "I just wanna talk to him." "Wait - why do you have a shotgun?" "I just wanna talk to him." "Dad this is ridiculous! Put that gun away!" "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "What are you - what are you doing? It is not his fault." "I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna shoot him. I just wanna talk to him." "You can't shoot him!" from Family Guy |
| !imdoingthis | "Are you doing this? No! I'm doing this!" from Step Brothers |
| !improud | "Mhmm. I'm proud of you, you know that? I hope you do." from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood |
| !inacave | "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!" from Iron Man |
| !inevitable | "I am inevitable" from Avengers:Endgame |
| !invincible | "I am INVISIBLE!" "It's INVINCIBLE and you're not! Now get down from there before you die!" from The Hangover 3 |
| !irobotno | "No" from iRobot |
| !isavedalife | "I saved a life: My own. Does that make me a hero? I really can't say... but yes." from The Office |
| !itstime | "Stop hearing yourself talk, it's time to get back to work." from David Goggins |
| !itworks !60% !60percent !sexpanther | "They've done studies ya know? 60 percent of the time it works every time!" from Anchorman |
| !itdontmatter | "It don't matter. None of this matters." from Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| !jail | "Right to jail! Right away!" from Portlandia |
| !jameson | J. Jameson laughs at Zyn for you! |
| !jesus | "I will send you to Jesus!" from Steven He |
| !joker1 | "It's not about money, it's about sending a message: Everything burns." from Batman: The Dark Knight |
| !joker2 | "It's not about money, it's about sending a message: Everything burns." from Batman: The Dark Knight |
| !king | "I am the king of the world, baby!" from Duke Nukem (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) |
| !kirei **NEW** | "Kirei! Kirei! Kirei!" from The Boys |
| !knuckles | Ugandan Knuckles has second thoughts... |
| !ko | A fighting game style K O appears with announcer voiceover! Use this to poke fun at Zyn when he loses! |
| !laters | "Laters gators!" from Moon Knight |
| !laughat | Jake the Dog laughs at KardinalZyn from Adventure Time |
| !letmewin | "Please! Oh, please let me win one time!" from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !libido **NEW** | Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 thinks that your libido has endangered us all! |
| !lied **NEW** | "I lied." from Spider Noir |
| !lips | "You stay here with your weird secret sex lips." from Deadpool 2 |
| !littlebit **NEW** | "I think we might need a little bit of help." from Space Jam |
| !livelive | "Live! Live!" from Ted Lasso |
| !loose **NEW** | "C'mon! Let's all stay loose and relaxed!" from Wonder Man |
| !loser | Hank Hill insults Kard! |
| !makebelieve | "Wow! The land of make believe!" from Kazoo Kid |
| !mathguy | "I am not really a math guy." from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish |
| !masterpiece | "Oh my God! What a masterpiece!" from Hulk Hogan |
| !maybe **NEW** | "All I know is my gut says maybe." from Futurama |
| !mgssnake | Game over sequence from Metal Gear Solid - "Snaaaake!?!? Snake!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAE!" (Courtesy of TagashNotTagosh) |
| !mrperfect | "Oh well - pardon me Mr. Perfect!" from Dumb and Dumber |
| !noidea | "I knew exactly what to do, but in a very real sense I had no idea what to do." from The Office |
| !noonecanstopme | "And the best part is... no one can stop me!" from Austin Powers in Goldmember | !nopower | "You have no power here!" from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers | !notfair | "It should have been me! Not him! It's not fair!" from Yu-Gi-Oh! |
| !notverynice **NEW** | "Did you guys do this? That's not very nice." from Invincible |
| !nowimdead | "I was dying earlier today... and then I died... and now I'm dead." from Parks and Rec |
| !obrien **NEW** | "What the hell's that all about?" from Conan O'Brien |
| !ohimark | "Oh, hi Mark!" from The Room |
| !ohno99 | "Oh... Oh no..." from Brooklyn Nine Nine |
| !older | "You're a bit older than I imagined. Let me catch up - There." from Picard |
| !oldman | "I'm waiting old man." from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !ooh | Shaq makes his iconic "ooh" face! from Hot Ones |
| !pal | "Hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town???" from Spongebob |
| !patrick | Patrick from SpongeBob questions everything about this place! |
| !perfect | "I gotta tell ya - it was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details." from The Boys |
| !planning | "'Quite a lot of planning went into this...' 'I would say so!'" from Breaking Bad |
| !popcorn **NEW** | Michael Jackson eats popcorn from Memes |
| !praise | The "Y'all mind if I praise the Lord" dancer shows up to rock out! A great way to celebrate in style! PRAISE LORD GABEN! |
| !pulltheplug | "I'm done! Do what you want! Pull the plug!" from Tim Robinson |
| !rather | "I would rather die." from Bob's Burgers |
| !realestate | "It's free real estate!" from Tim and Eric |
| !really | "Really?" from Major Payne |
| !recognition **NEW** | "Never underestimate the power of brand recognition." from Fallout |
| !repent | "Repent! And thou shalt be saved!" from Ace Ventura |
| !rick | Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead just can't deal with this... |
| !ruined | "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." from Report Of The Week |
| !runaway | From JOJO - NIGERUNDAYOOOOO! (runaway) |
| !sacrifice | "Some of you may die... but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make." from Shrek |
| !sacrificed | "You can't do this to me... You know how much I sacrificed?" from Spider-Man |
| !sandstorm | A sandstorm flies toward the screen at incredible speed! |
| !science | "Yeah science!" from Breaking Bad |
| !scientist | "Ya know, I'm something of a scientist myself!" from Spiderman |
| !shocked | Anime chick is SHOCKED by what she sees in here! |
| !skyrimsneak | Skyrim Sneak Skill Increased GUI from Skyrim |
| !soalive | "I've never felt so alive!" from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !somebodyplease | "Somebody pleeeeeeease get this man a gun!" from John Wick 2 |
| !spideywhat | "What?" from Spiderman |
| !squirrel | "Squirrel!" from Up (Lovingly rotoscoped by ArakATK) |
| !surprise | Surprise motherfuckers! |
| !survived **NEW** | Kingpin from Daredevil acknowledges that we survived... together. |
| !take | Fry from Futurama wants us to shut up and take his money! |
| !tf2shock | The entire cast of Team Fortress 2 is shocked and dismayed from Team Fortress 2 |
| !thatbrain **NEW** | Jerry from Rick and Morty thinks KardinalZyn has all that brain, but wastes it! |
| !thelife **NEW** | "I'll snatch the life right outta you, ya understand?" from Man On Fire |
| !theone | "He is the one..." from The Matrix |
| !therules | From Big Lewbowski - This guy really cares about the rules! |
| !theworst | "This is the worst." from The Office |
| !thisclose | Krennick thinks we were this close! **holds thumb and pointer finger a smidge away from one another** |
| !thisplace **NEW** | "I hate this place. This... zoo." from The Matrix |
| !tobelieve | "He's beginning to believe!" from The Matrix |
| !together | Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove thinks it is all coming together! Oh yeah! |
| !toobad | "Too bad." from Seven Psychopaths |
| !trouble | Robocop wants you to come quietly! |
| !truth **NEW** | "Truth be told, I like what they're sayin'." from Fallout |
| !unbelievable | "Unbelievable!" from The Fifth Element |
| !wait2 | "Wait." from Avengers: Infinity War |
| !wasted | The wasted death screen from GTA shows up and the whole scene gets desaturated to greyscale! |
| !what | JonTron WTF Meme |
| !whatisgoingon | "What is going on? What are you doing?" from The Office (There are many variations of this one... can you find them all?) |
| !wheeze | Zach Galifianakis wheeze laugh from Dinner For Schmucks |
| !why | "Why are you the way you are?" from The Office |
| !what1, !what2, !what3, what4, !what5 | "What?" from Tim Robinson |
| !whathaveidone | "What have I done?" from Transformers: The Last Knight |
| !whatthehell | "What the hell are you talking about?" from Tim Robinson |
| !whawha | Linda from Bob's Burgers is having a panic attack! |
| !whosready | "Who's ready?" "I ain't know mah daddy, but I'm sure I shot outta his BLEEP ready." from Deadpool & Wolverine |
| !wthhh | "What the hell happened here?" from Avengers: Endgame |
| !woo2 | "Woo!" from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !words | "You made those words up!" "No - those are real words." from The Boys |
| !wowbb | "Wow. Heh... WOW!" from Breaking Bad |
| !wrong | "Wrong wrong wrong wrong... Wrong wrong wrong wrong." from Scrubs |
| !yagotme | "Heh! Ya got me." from Breaking Bad |
| !yeahboy | "Heh heh yeah boyyy" from Ainsley Harriott of Ready, Steady, Cook |
| !youaddicted **NEW** | "You addicted to drugs!" from Fallout |
| !youaredone | "You are done!" from Breaking Bad |
| !youdied | You Died splash overlay from Dark Souls (Suggested by ArakATK) |
| !youlose | "You lose! Good day sir!" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
| !yousure !areyousure !sureaboutthat | "Are you sure about that?" from John Cena (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| Project Zomboid Commands | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Close Curtains | !pzclosecurtains | Closes all curtains near KardinalZyn | 100 | KardKash | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Give Band-Aid | !pzbandaid | Gives KardinalZyn a band-aid | 250 | KardKash | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Give Battery | !pzbattery | Gives KardinalZyn a battery | 250 | KardKash | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Give Box Of Nails | !pzboxofnails | Gives KardinalZyn a box of nails | 1000 | KardKash | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Give Box Of Screws | !pzboxofscrews | Gives KardinalZyn a box of screws | 1000 | KardKash | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Give Drink | !pzdrink | Gives KardinalZyn a random drink | 250 | KardKash | 1800 seconds | Individual |
| Give Engine Parts | !pzengineparts | Gives KardinalZyn some engine parts | 1000 | KardKash | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Give Food | !pzfood | Gives KardinalZyn a random food | 250 | KardKash | 1800 seconds | Individual |
| Give Journal | !pzjournal | Gives KardinalZyn a skill recovery journal and a pen | 50 | KardKash | 30 seconds | Individual |
| Open Curtains | !pzopencurtains | Opens all curtains near KardinalZyn | 100 | KardKash | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 1 Zombie | !pz1 | Spawns 1 zombie on KardinalZyn | 150 | KardKash | 600 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 2 Zombies | !pz2 | Spawns 2 zombies near KardinalZyn | 300 | KardKash | 1200 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 3 Zombies | !pz3 | Spawns 3 zombies near KardinalZyn | 500 | KardKash | 1800 seconds | Individual |
| Thump Doors | !pzthumpdoors | Thumps all doors near KardinalZyn | 500 | KardKash | 600 seconds | Individual |
| Thump Windows | !pzthumpwindows | Thumps all windows near KardinalZyn | 500 | KardKash | 600 seconds | Individual |
| Energize | !pzenergize | Removes all of KardinalZyn's non-physical ailments - fatigue, boredom, panic, etc. | 500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Full Heal | !pzfullheal | Fully heals KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Hay Fever | !pzhayfever | Makes KardinalZyn sneeze repeatedly | 600 | KardTokens | 120 seconds | Individual |
| Massage | !pzmassage | Removes all muscle strain from KardinalZyn | 250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Yell | !pzyell | Makes KardinalZyn yell - even if crouched | 350 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Increase Hunger | !pzhunger | Increases KardinalZyn's hunger | 350 | KardTokens | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Increase Stress | !pzstress | Increases KardinalZyn's stress | 350 | KardTokens | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Increase Thirst | !pzthirst | Increases KardinalZyn's thirst | 350 | KardTokens | 300 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Brakes | !pzdestroybrakes | Destroys the brakes of the vehicle closest to KardinalZyn | 100 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Head And Tail Lights | !pzdestroyheadandtaillights | Destroys the head and tail lights of the vehicle closest to KardinalZyn | 500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Vehicle | !pzdestroyvehicle | Destroys the vehicle closest to KardinalZyn | 3000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Empty Gas Tank | !pzemptygastank | Empties the gas tank of the vehicle closest to KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Fill Gas Tank | !pzfillgastank | Fills the gas tank of the vehicle closest to KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Repair Vehicle | !pzrepairvehicle | Repairs the vehicle closest to KardinalZyn | 1500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Animal Trailer | !pzspawnvehicleanimaltrailer | Spawns an animal trailer near KardinalZyn | 1500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Art Van | !pzspawnvehicleartvan | Spawns an art van near KardinalZyn | 2500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Box Truck | !pzspawnvehicleboxtruck | Spawns a box truck near KardinalZyn | 2500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Capped Truck | !pzspawnvehiclecappedtruck | Spawns a capped truck near KardinalZyn | 2500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Car | !pzspawnvehiclecar | Spawns a car near KardinalZyn | 2000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Miscellaneous | !pzspawnvehiclemisc | Spawns a miscellaneous vehicle near KardinalZyn | 2500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Police Car | !pzspawnvehiclepolicecar | Spawns a police car near KardinalZyn | 2250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Race Car | !pzspawnvehicleracecar | Spawns a race car near KardinalZyn | 3000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Trailer | !pzspawnvehicletrailer | Spawns a trailer near KardinalZyn | 1500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Truck | !pzspawnvehicletruck | Spawns a truck near KardinalZyn | 2250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn Vehicle - Van | !pzspawnvehiclevan | Spawns a van near KardinalZyn | 2250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 5 Zombies | !pz5 | Spawns 5 zombies on KardinalZyn | 350 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 10 Zombies | !pz10 | Spawns 10 zombies on KardinalZyn | 500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 25 Zombies | !pz25 | Spawns 25 zombies on KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 50 Zombies | !pz50 | Spawns 50 zombies on KardinalZyn | 1500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 75 Zombies | !pz75 | Spawns 75 zombies on KardinalZyn | 2000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 100 Zombies | !pz100 | Spawns 100 zombies on KardinalZyn | 2500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 200 Zombies | !pz200 | Spawns 200 zombies on KardinalZyn | 4500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 300 Zombies | !pz300 | Spawns 300 zombies on KardinalZyn | 6500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 400 Zombies | !pz400 | Spawns 400 zombies on KardinalZyn | 8500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Spawn 500 Zombies | !pz500 | Spawns 500 zombies on KardinalZyn | 10000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Kill Zombies | !pzkillzombies | Kills all zombies within a 25 tile radius of KardinalZyn | 1500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Resurrect Zombies | !pzresurrect | Resurrects all dead zombies within 20 tiles of KardinalZyn | 2000 | KardTokens | 900 seconds | Individual |
| Trip Zombies | !pztripzombies | Trips all zombies near KardinalZyn | 100 | KardTokens | 10 seconds | Individual |
| Birthday Suit | !pzbirthdaysuit | Strips KardinalZyn down to his birthday suit | 200 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Bunny Suit | !pzbunnysuit | Puts KardinalZyn in a bunny suit | 200 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Spiffo Suit | !pzspiffosuit | Puts KardinalZyn in a Spiffo suit | 200 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Add Door Barricade | !pzbarricadedoors | Adds one barricade to all doors near KardinalZyn (Max. 8 per Door) | 250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Add Window Barricade | !pzaddwindowbarricade | Adds one barricade to all windows near KardinalZyn (Max. 8 per Window) | 250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Close Doors | !pzclosedoors | Closes doors near KardinalZyn | 350 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Close Windows | !pzclosewindows | Closes windows near KardinalZyn | 350 | KardTokens | 0 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy All Door Barricades | !pzdestroyalldoorbarricades | Destroys all barricades on all doors near KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy All Window Barricades | !pzdestroyallwindowbarricades | Destroys all barricades on all windows near KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Doors | !pzdestroydoors | Destroys all doors near KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Door Barricade | !pzdestroydoorbarricade | Destroys one barricade on all doors near KardinalZyn | 250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Window Barricade | !pzdestroywindowbarricade | Destroys one barricade on all windows near KardinalZyn | 250 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Windows | !pzdestroywindows | Destroys all windows near KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Fix Windows | !pzfixwindows | Fixes all windows near KardinalZyn | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Open Doors | !pzopendoors | Opens doors near KardinalZyn | 350 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Open Windows | !pzopenwindows | Opens windows near KardinalZyn | 350 | KardTokens | 0 seconds | Individual |
| Destroy Item | !pzdestroyitem | Destroys the item in KardinalZyn's primary hand | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Drop Items | !pzdropitems | Drops the items in KardinalZyn's hands | 500 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Give Kardachi | !pzkardachi | Gives KardinalZyn a legendary Kard-tana, the Kardachi | 1000 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Give Katana | !pzkatana | Gives KardinalZyn a katana | 750 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Give Molotovs | !pzmolotovs | Gives KardinalZyn 3 molotovs and a lighter | 300 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Give Pizza | !pzpizza | Gives KardinalZyn a pizza | 200 | KardTokens | 2 seconds | Individual |
| Give Tool (Low-Grade) | !pzlowgradetool | Gives KardinalZyn a random low-grade tool | 200 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Give Tool (Mid-Grade) | !pzmidgradetool | Gives KardinalZyn a random mid-grade tool | 400 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Give Tool (High-Grade) | !pzhighgradetool | Gives KardinalZyn a random high-grade tool | 600 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Give Weapon (Low-Grade) | !pzlowgradeweapon | Gives KardinalZyn a random low-grade weapon | 200 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Give Weapon (Mid-Grade) | !pzmidgradeweapon | Gives KardinalZyn a random mid-grade weapon | 400 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Give Weapon (High-Grade) | !pzhighgradeweapon | Gives KardinalZyn a random high-grade weapon | 600 | KardTokens | 60 seconds | Individual |
| Repair Item | !pzrepairitem | Repairs the item in KardinalZyn's primary hand (Please note: Kardachi and Katana cannot be repaired) | 100 | KardTokens | 10 seconds | Individual |